tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post2152259059747765523..comments2024-02-12T11:58:18.115+00:00Comments on Alright Tit by Lisa Lynch: Black or white.Lisa Lynchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09801653171602300600noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-82412508024889209532012-01-28T09:35:46.228+00:002012-01-28T09:35:46.228+00:00Peeing into bedpans is always shite, performance a...Peeing into bedpans is always shite, performance anxiety or not<br /><br />;]<br /><br />cheers Lisa. <br /><br />x<br />DonnaA Hong Kong Gardenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15545257458183680562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-7743549207872413782012-01-26T11:31:34.877+00:002012-01-26T11:31:34.877+00:00Lisa, you are a Bloody Genius; I have been followi...Lisa, you are a Bloody Genius; I have been following your blog (and read your masterpiece of a book) since I was diagnosed with the Bullshit a couple of months before you in 2008. Your writing bowls me over every time; your descriptions and perceptions of this Bullshit 'journey' (another wanky expression)describe exactly how I have felt, but have been utterly incapable of articulating.<brAnn Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12955129670183459347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-91855612107879197752012-01-25T19:45:15.213+00:002012-01-25T19:45:15.213+00:00Last time I had an anaesthetic apparently I smiled...Last time I had an anaesthetic apparently I smiled at the recovery nurse when I woke up (it was probably the opiates!). She said I made her day cos nobody ever smiled at her - aaw! Tons and tons of luck for the 31st xxx P.S. I agree with Dave too xxxSallyAnnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02351170638571392533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-68618864071490116302012-01-25T14:28:44.322+00:002012-01-25T14:28:44.322+00:00My brother came 'round from an anaesthetic say...My brother came 'round from an anaesthetic saying "All I want is a fucking pint!". (Apparently the staff had a word with him about alcoholism after that which both amused and annoyed him.)Madeleinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13415209861691658543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-36740227452874627932012-01-25T12:22:46.902+00:002012-01-25T12:22:46.902+00:00My best recovery from anaesthetic story is thus (a...My best recovery from anaesthetic story is thus (and it's quite boring cus nothing exciting *ever* happened to me...). Should say that I was a little student nurse at the time doing my theatre placement.<br /><br />A 6ft built like a brick shithouse guy from the local prison was having his appendix or some such out and came round from the op crying like his heart was fit to break - he was Nonamoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01358224596478133106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-46858034775718274472012-01-25T11:33:38.050+00:002012-01-25T11:33:38.050+00:00My surgeon advised me that during my last surgery ...My surgeon advised me that during my last surgery I ripped the drainage tube out, and tried to get off the table. I'm glad he let me know, I always seem to sleep through the good stuff :-) He also said one of the nurses had to run outside and find some builders in a white van to help hold me down. He was kidding of course, but it did sound like one of those parties I've heard about, and findit13https://www.blogger.com/profile/00428640891786976079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-64122161353393805862012-01-25T10:43:05.877+00:002012-01-25T10:43:05.877+00:00I once came round from an anaesthetic just as they...I once came round from an anaesthetic just as they were taking out the breathing tube. There was only one reason for that feeling, I figured - I must have been throwing up a gallon of red wine. I spent the next 10 minutes or so apologising to anyone who'd listen for my drunkenness.<br /><br />Loved the description of the recovery room, surreal and hilarious :)Catherine Ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02247373721382923763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-2445177024622651022012-01-24T23:35:01.287+00:002012-01-24T23:35:01.287+00:00I agree with Dave too! Good luck for the 31st, I&#...I agree with Dave too! Good luck for the 31st, I'll be thinking of you. <br />I have a mammogram on the 30th - the 1st one since I was diagnosed last year that is. On the bright side, at least it'll be a quicker process this time, given that they only have to do one side!<br />Fingers (& everything else) crossed for both of us.<br />Love Chez. xxAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09696382136603854257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-30526531214286781332012-01-24T20:38:11.446+00:002012-01-24T20:38:11.446+00:00lots and lots of luck for 31st xxlots and lots of luck for 31st xxjanjanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13021018858310133617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-57120333478525321092012-01-24T20:14:26.317+00:002012-01-24T20:14:26.317+00:00Hilarious and perceptive as always.
I too have...Hilarious and perceptive as always. <br /><br />I too have always been on my best behaviour in the chemo ward. Even when I am steaming over with impatience\anger\ tears\ [insert emotion] inside.<br /><br />When I came round from my last anaesthetic I grabbed my anaesthetist's hand, told him I really loved him and that I hated the last one who made me pay up front. <br /><br />Thinking of Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02475155333546477042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-67809182375477513082012-01-24T18:00:43.015+00:002012-01-24T18:00:43.015+00:00I agree with Dave.I agree with Dave.billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01080536508129777347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-36532396848186406162012-01-24T17:31:42.371+00:002012-01-24T17:31:42.371+00:00I can't knock your writing because as always, ...I can't knock your writing because as always, you're right on the money, fantastic, wonderful etc.<br />But I can and will mock your football team..Derby..really? FOXES *cough*<br /><br />Love your fellow East Midlander in SW LondonHayley xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17808760760864149873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-58784378767356621352012-01-24T16:37:06.402+00:002012-01-24T16:37:06.402+00:00"Can no longer work", that is the Bullsh..."Can no longer work", that is the Bullshit. What you write is the work of genius. You have a gift. That you can relate to us your innermost thoughts in such a wonderful manner from a hospital bed or wheelchair with such clarity and humanity is amazing and appreciated.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08555695359594152306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-39731726056570225422012-01-24T15:58:43.276+00:002012-01-24T15:58:43.276+00:00Last time I came round from a general anaesthetic ...Last time I came round from a general anaesthetic I treated the whole ward to a rendition of Robbie Williams' Angels at deafening volume. Think I was 13 and had just had about four of my teeth taken out. <br />Then last year I had to have a colonoscopy (nothing like a bit of anal invasion usually reserved for the elderly - I'm only 27!) and the drugs made me talk about frogs to anyone whoThe Simshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07715185117415768000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-78631765218221485992012-01-24T15:09:30.715+00:002012-01-24T15:09:30.715+00:00This is an amazing story.
Snowy love from Toronto...This is an amazing story. <br />Snowy love from Toronto xxmarshahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06914508532650325587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4019246280434938648.post-10776311120187079942012-01-24T14:46:40.720+00:002012-01-24T14:46:40.720+00:00"Bet Lynch of the chemo room" - classic!..."Bet Lynch of the chemo room" - classic! Great post Lisa, fingers crossed for the 31st!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08261708918331730616noreply@blogger.com