My literary agent is the lovely Matthew Hamilton at Aitken Alexander Associates. Go easy on him, he’s a Spurs fan.

For film and TV rights queries, please contact Lesley Thornealso at Aitken Alexander. She’s completely brilliant, but then all the best people have names beginning with L.

Charged with all things press and publicity is pint-sized powerhouse of promotion Amelia Harvell at Cornerstone Publicity. She’ll sort you out with review copies, press releases and interview requests.

To advertise on Alright Tit, please email advertise@alrighttit.comand Big Brother will get back to you.