Ooh, I'm laughing and crying at the same time. How novel.
Oh. Now I'm just crying.
Ah. Now I've stopped.
Life is so fucking cruel.
Did you ever listen to Derek and Clive? An acquired taste I know, and obviously much better when you're 15 than when you're all proper growed up. But lots of it stuck in my head because I listened to it a lot when I was a kid, and I just remembered this bit:
DEREK: You going to go out laughing, are you? CLIVE: No, I'm going out, going out fucking ..... DEREK: Fucking shitting yourself with fear! CLIVE: Shitting myself with fucking fear and fucking cancer, which God so kindly provided. DEREK: (giggles) CLIVE: Without that we wouldn't have a way to die, would we? Fucking good of him! Not to torment us with being eternally young and being able to fuck everyone. No! He gave us this great gift of fucking cancer, that's very kind. I wouldn't have thought of that if I'd been creating the universe, would you? Bung in cancer? No, I'd have left that out.
I would have left that out too. Stupid fucking world.
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Ooh, I'm laughing and crying at the same time. How novel.
Oh. Now I'm just crying.
Ah. Now I've stopped.
Life is so fucking cruel.
Did you ever listen to Derek and Clive? An acquired taste I know, and obviously much better when you're 15 than when you're all proper growed up. But lots of it stuck in my head because I listened to it a lot when I was a kid, and I just remembered this bit:
DEREK:
You going to go out laughing, are you?
CLIVE:
No, I'm going out, going out fucking .....
DEREK:
Fucking shitting yourself with fear!
CLIVE:
Shitting myself with fucking fear and fucking cancer, which God so kindly provided.
DEREK:
(giggles)
CLIVE:
Without that we wouldn't have a way to die, would we? Fucking good of him! Not to torment us with being eternally young and being able to fuck everyone. No! He gave us this great gift of fucking cancer, that's very kind. I wouldn't have thought of that if I'd been creating the universe, would you? Bung in cancer? No, I'd have left that out.
I would have left that out too. Stupid fucking world.
I hope I'm not being inappropriate here.
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